I’m almost positive that my higher order thinking skills may have reached the “fatal systems error has occurred” stage this afternoon. I’m usually pretty good at looking at spreadsheets and making them make sense. I spent four hours today trying to decipher one and still have no goddamned idea what the hell I am actually supposed to be doing with it. Seriously, everyone else in the room heard the explanation and said “oh yeah, that makes sense” while I sat in my corner trying not to spill my drool cup. I swear to Christ, I feel like the mildly retarded cousin that everyone treats extra nice at Christmas. Bloody hell.