The stink…

My home office is under assault by stink bugs. So far in the last 30 minutes I’ve sent seven of them to a watery grave, but there’s still one here… somewhere… stinking. It has to be somewhere in or on my desk, because it is truly overpowering and the only place in the room where I can smell it. He’s running covert and has so far resisted every effort to discover his hiding place. It’s truly awful. I’m surrendering my position and making a a break for an area that has breathable air… like right outside a smelter… or a slaughterhouse… or a septic tank.

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